Nice Witches Don’t Swear

Posted by on October 26, 2017 in nice witches don't swear, recent | Comments Off on Nice Witches Don’t Swear

And now for something completely different…

When New York Times Bestselling Author Robyn Peterman invited me to write a story in her Magic and Mayhem Kindle World, I couldn’t believe my good fortune.  Robyn’s an amazing writer — she’s funny and smart, and she knows how to give every one of her readers an over-the-top good time.

Wait.  Let me back up.  Do you know what a Kindle World is?

A Kindle World is a “sandbox”, a place for authors to play.  One brilliant writer — Robyn, in this case — creates a world that is full of amazing possibilities.  Characters, settings, rules of magic — it’s all there. And then that brilliant writer invites mere mortals — um, me, in this case — to write a story in that world. I was allowed to bring any character I wanted.  (Of course, I knew I was bringing Jane Madison.) And I could write any story inspired by Robyn’s zany books. My book would be released with fourteen others in a frenzy of freaking paranormal fun.

One of the best things about this story:  If you like Jane’s visit to Assjacket, West Virginia, you’ve got dozens more Magic and Mayhem stories to love! Tap or click here to see all the Magic and Mayhem Kindle World books!

So what Washington Witches story did I decide to tell in Robyn Peterman’s Magic and Mayhem world? Here’s what it says on the back of the book:

Neko, we’re not in DC anymore…

Jane Madison is ready for a road trip.

In the last four months, librarian Jane has learned how to work spells, read runes, and bind crystals. She’s ready for a little R&R, a getaway weekend with her best friend.

Heading to a nice, sedate Shakespeare festival, Jane never expected to drive straight into the mother of all thunderstorms. And she never imagined she’d discover a treasured book on witchcraft in a tiny local library. And honey badgers? She never dreamed she’d run into ravening, rampaging honey badgers.

Spells work differently in Assjacket, West Virginia. How quickly can Jane forge a path through the magic and mayhem? Because honey badgers aren’t the worst thing lurking in the shadows!

Nice Witches Don’t Swear, a novella in the Washington Witches world, is available as an ebook.  (Sadly, Kindle World books are only available through Amazon, and only in the United States. I understand that might keep some of my loyal readers from enjoying the story. I promise that everything that happens in Assjacket stays in Assjacket. You’ll never need to know the story in Nice Witches Don’t Swear to follow the rest of Jane’s adventures!)

You can read a snippet from the story here.

And you can download a longer preview here.

And you can buy your very own copy here!